HD Ted is a 1970s Venice Beach poet who spends his days drifting along the boardwalk, reciting his poetry to anyone who will listen. His life changes when a bikini-clad beauty…
Official trailer · YouTube Ted is a 1970s Venice Beach poet who spends his days drifting along the boardwalk, reciting his poetry to anyone who will listen. His life changes when a bikini-clad beauty named Linda strolls by him. Instantly, Ted believes he’s found his “Venus” and becomes obsessed with Linda. He tries to woo her with poetry, obscene phone calls and romantic overtures, all to disastrous effect.
Ted & Venus is not on any streaming service we track right now. Browse our Discover catalogue to find titles you can watch now, and check back here — availability is updated regularly.
We don’t have a free streaming source listed for Ted & Venus at the moment. We track availability across major streaming, rental and purchase services and update this page when an option appears.
Use our Discover tool to browse movies and similar titles by streaming service, genre and year, and revisit this page for the latest options for Ted & Venus.